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Mystery (Five Find-Outer) Series – Mr Goon

March 27, 2011 – Paul says: Mr Goon! From a kid's point of view it was totally glossed over how much damage that kind of bad policeman could do - but he came close to ruining several lives over the course of the series. I first hated him for the way he treated the Pantomime Cat, but later grew to loathe him for his treatment of his nephew, Ern. The scene where he wakes Ern up in the middle of the night with a huge cane to beat him with is petty horrific to me - nightmarish abuse of the worst type. Enid Blyton was always way too sympathetic with the bigoted old bully, in my opinion.
June 8, 2011 – Robert Kent says: Ugh! He is very annoying and sometimes very stupid like what he did in the Mystery of the spiteful letters! He gave the clues to the find outers. It was hilarious in the sixth book when Fatty disguises as a woman to deliver a message to Ern. The way he treats his nephew Ern is really awful and he could if he is real become sued for that. Seriously.
June 26, 2011 – Yumaki Kayuno says: The way he treated Luke in Disappearing Cat was quite wrong too. As Luke says, he was 'all threats and shouts'! He didn't have complete evidence against Luke, so how could he be so mean to the poor boy? This really highlights the mean part of Mr. Goon!
Fatty says... Fatty says: We can always rely on old Goon to be mean and cruel!
July 9, 2011 – Macmohan says: Not only the Find Outers, Ern and wrong suspects of Goon hated him but also the residents of Peterswood. It is mentioned in many books that they don't like him. Wonder how he could continue his job like this.
April 3, 2014 – Saky says: When I read the mystery books as a kid, around ten years ago, I thoroughly enjoyed it when the Five Find-Outers (and Dog) went up against Mr. Goon. I despised him just as much Bets or any of the others did. But today, I can't help but feel sorry for him. Yes, he had a lot of faults. He was short tempered and not at all nice to feeble people who found it difficult to stand up for themselves. But, I don't think he deserved to be showed up by Fatty and the others so much. I don't think any of us would like it if someone pokes their nose into something, just for the heck of it. We must also remember that for Mr. Goon, it was his job and source of income. If it wasn't for Fatty, there would've been a couple of times he really shone. Who knows, he may have ended up with a promotion and thus, a better pay and pension? .
Fatty says... Fatty says: Goon was a product of pre-war England, limited intelligence but having the power to arrest people made him pompous. He resented anyone who was more clever than himself. I agree, Saky, he had a pretty sad and unfulfilled life. Mind you, without the Find-Outers, Peterswood would have been the capital of crime!
February 17, 2015 – Evie M says: Personally, I feel a bit sorry for Goon as well! He is mean especially to Ern and the Find Outers. But I can understand his being annoyed when he can never solve mysteries, particularly in Missing Necklace when he is in the café trying to keep watch but the children are there instead. And whenever he rides his bicycle he always either falls off, gets a puncture, collides into the children or is harassed by Buster! Still he does provide humour.
February 17, 2015 – Cathy says: Wow I'm intrigued as to how you know all these in-depth details about these books when you say you haven't ever read them?!
February 17, 2015 – Evie M says: I got them a few days ago, Cathy, and I'm reading them all : ) I'm on Hidden House now : ).
May 25, 2015 – Nithya says: Well, I do feel sorry for Mr Goon, but it's not fair on his part to snoop and interfere in the Find-Outers matter. Even I would have done the same if I were The Find Outers!! It's no wonder why Fatty and the others fool him easily!! I read 'The Mystery Of The Hidden House' and was shocked to see the way poor Ern was yelled and punished by staying in his room. I thought in my head "That's just like Mr Goon! " Really, Mr Goon is apt for the tittle- 'Clear Orf'. Buster must have really enjoyed nipping his ankles!!
Buster says... Buster says: I certainly did!!!
March 9, 2016 – Evie Hamada says: Mr Goon is generally thought of as rude, cruel, nasty and strict. However, although he can be rude and sometimes unnecessarily mean to the children, most of the time I feel bad for him. You can't really blame him for his behaviour, I don't live in a village with a local policeman but I'm sure that if I did, and me and my friends kept trying to solve crimes, the policeman would tell us to stop interfering; it's natural for a policeman to be like that. And it seems that the children provoke him to get angry by playing pranks on him and saying things that they know will annoy him, then get upset and indignant when he responds in an angry way. What did they expect him to do!? All the Mr Goon hate is annoying, give the poor guy a chance!
March 31, 2016 – Paul Austin says: The more I think about it, the more I hope that the Find-Outers took pity on Goon some day and helped him have some comfort and security in his old age.
November 5, 2016 – vanessa says: I hope the Five are able to find out all mysteries before old Mr. Goon does.
Buster says... Buster says: The Find-Outers always solve the mystery before Mr Goon does.

PC Goon says: Less of the old, and show some respect for the law!
February 24, 2017 – Avan N.Cooverji says: Mr. Goon , the policeman in the Five Find Outers series is a very necessary part of the mysteries stories. If there was no Mr. Goon, the race to see who solves the mysteries would not exist and the main fun of the stories would be gone. Now coming to the main traits of Mr. Goon, it can be safely said that he is an unpleasant person and therefore disliked by the five children and dog Buster as well as most of the people of Peterswood. There are many unworthy traits in his character , for he is mean, unkind and pompous. He is not above offering a bribe and resorting to underhand means either, as when he offers a bribe to a young boy to catch Buster for him. Mr. Goon is also mean to his poor nephew Ern , will not pay him what he promised, so that shows him to be stingy and dishonest as well. Also he is unable to recognise a hand offered in friendship as Fatty does when he feels he has acted unfairly towards Goon. He is a person who can never forget or forgive. Now coming to the positive aspect in his nature, it also must be said that Goon is not lazy, and does try to improve himself, he goes for refreshment courses and makes an effort to try out various disguises and even goes out late at night in the cold to try to catch thieves and robbers. The Find Outers and dog do annoy him with their disguises and false clues but then only if he were a bit more pleasant , life would be easier for him for each time he is outwitted by the Find Outers, it adds a strike against him. Still without Goon in the picture , the stories would just not provide the punch and fun they do.
Buster says... Buster says: I agree that Mr Goon is a necessary part of the books, if he wasn't in them, whose ankles would I chase!
February 28, 2017 – Jamie says: Do we know how much money Mr Goon made? .
Fatty says... Fatty says: A village PC was classed as 'servant class', so would have earned very little. He had a house provided - rent free - which made up for a low wage.

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